Randy Peters Minecraft advertisements
The Randy Peters Minecraft advertisements are a series of humorous sketch videos, made to promote various miscellaneous Minecraft collaborations. They were created as a joint venture between Mojang Studios, Swim Club[1], and Kurppa Hosk Communications.
Videos
LOSE THE SPOON
Summary
A parody of infomercials, the video begins with black and white footage of Cool Cat typing on a keyboard, asking if the viewer "still eats your yogurt like this?" before showing a bowl of yogurt being spilled over the keys. A studio audience announces that it is time to "lose the spoon," as they cheer and one person fist pumps, seguing into the introduction of Randy Peters. "The Most Enthusiastic Guy We Could Find," Randy walks on stage by jumping and cheering as opposed to walking, and excitedly unveils Minecraft collaborating with the company Sodiaal.
Announcing that Go-Gurt "makes spoons a thing of the past," Randy begins to list various benefits of switching to the practice and credits Mojang Studios and the Go-Gurt brand for the collaboration. Taking a sip of a Go-Gurt himself, specifically the vanilla quartz variety, the editor clarifies that there is no literal quartz in the product. Randy then approaches Cool Cat, who is eating yogurt on a skateboard, who he and the audience encourage to lose the spoon as well. In an instant, the spoon is replaced with a Go-Gurt, and the yogurt vanishing without explanation. Randy says that Cool Cat is now "ready to shred that gnar" while the editor clarifies that the character is portrayed by a stunt double and to not imitate their behavior.
Announcing that the Go-Gurt is now available in stores, Randy once again encourages the viewer to "lose the spoon" and "find your favorite, now!" As the audience cheers, Randy says he will be promoting The Crafter's Kitchen "up next." He never does, as the video ends.
Entities
Alex
Cool Cat
Editor
GoGurt's Experienced Yogurt Technologists (mentioned)- Gourmand
Minecraft's Funology Experts (mentioned)
Pale Wolf
Randy Peters
Steve
Zombie
Transcript
Randy Peters (off screen): "ARE YOU STILL EATING YOUR YOGURT LIKE THIS?"
Buzzer sound
Cool Cat spills yogurt on keyboard.
Randy Peters (off screen): "IT'S TIME TO-"
Audience: "LOSE. THE. SPOON."
Man in baby blue fist pumps.
Audience: Claps
Randy Peters: "WH-OOOOO-!"
Text appears, "Randy Peters; The Most Enthusiastic Guy We Could Find."
Randy Peters: "WH-OOO-HOO-HOO! YEEAAAHHH! COME ON! YEAH-HA-HA!"
Woman in beige stands up.
Randy Peters (off screen): "Oh man!"
Randy Peters: "You heard them, folks! With the all-new, Minecraft Go-Gurt, spoons are a thing of the past!"
Randy Peters gives two thumbs up.
Bullet points are listed, including:
- Fat free
- No spoon needed
- Flavored with flavor
- Contains ingredients
- Comes in colors
- Subjectively good
- Solid when frozen
- For kids, who eat
Cool Cat circles around the box of the product, near the test "COLLECT all 4 Characters!"
Randy Peters (off screen): "This Minecraft themed dairy dispenser is the result of the join efforts of GoGurt's Experienced Yogurt Technologists and Minecraft's Funology Experts!"
Randy Peters takes a sip of a Go-Gurt.
Randy Peters: "Mmm... vanilla quartz..."
Editor (disclaimer): *Contains no actual traces of quartz
Randy Peters (off screen): "Mah favorite..."
The man in baby blue looks concerned.
Randy Peters approaches Cool Cat on a skateboard.
Randy Peters: "What do we say to this Cool Cat on the go?"
Audience: "LOSE. THE. SPOON."
The spoon in Cool Cat's hand is replaced by a Go-Gurt with Alex visible.
Audience: claps
Randy Peters: "There you go! Now you're ready to shred that gnar!"
Editor (disclaimer): WARNING! This stunt is performed by a professional gnar-shredder. Do not try to recreate any of the dairy-based stunts shown.
Screen changes to display of product, with the disclaimer it's only available in select stores.
Randy Peters (off screen): "So what are you waiting for?"
Cool Cat grabs a second Go-Gurt.
Editor (disclaimer): **Contains no actual traces of redstone ***Contains no actual traces of quartz
Randy Peters (off screen): "Lose the spoon, and find your favorite, now!"
Audience: claps
Scene transitions to a picture of The Crafter's Kitchen, marked "perfect for occasions!"
Randy Peters (off screen): "Coming up next-oooh, what a fun item to have around the house!"
Credits
Swim Club
Producer
Jacob Ledbrook
DoP
Swim Club
Agency
Kurppa Hosk Communications
PM
Alexandra Ekström Madrid
Creative Director
Herman Vieweg
Art Director
Janna Rydberg
Felix Sarwe
Copywriter
Oscar Bäckström
Designer
Tobias Wallin
Gaffer
Samuel Gonzalez
Sound Tech
Oliver Börnfelt
Set Design
Angelica Nyman
Set Design Ass
Zana Johansson
MUA & Styling
Alice Lönnblad
MUA & Styling Ass
My Ek
Casting
Stenmark Casting
Host
David T. Weaver
Creeper
Andrej Rodikov
Edit
Swim Club
Color
Swim Club
Sound
Gabriel Lundh
Prod Company
Swim Club
Client
Mojang Studios
Special thanks to
Guldfabriken Sverige
Light in a Room
@cameratan
CANT.STOP.BRUSHING
Summary
A black and white child screams, as narration of Randy Peters asks if parents are having difficulty getting their kids to brush their teeth. Randy proceeds to elaborate, asking if they are hurling insults and/or slang at their parents, promoting the Minecraft toothbrush as a solution to this problem. Now credited as "being paid to say things," Randy rushes onto the stage, and promises great news, in the form of the toothbrush. Amazing the audience, Randy boasts that it "turns bedtime, into funtime!"
Explaining it as "science," Randy makes up a fantastical nonscientific method for powering the toothbrush, which the editor has to specify is hyperbolic. To back up these proven to be false claims, Randy brings over a caller, Mary McCorstin, and promptly shuts down her concerns that "the brushing never stops." Randy claims everyone is going wild over the toothbrush venture, and promises "more," referring to a vibration function and several bullet points. Urging the viewer to "not miss the boat on this one," as they are reportedly in very high demand, Randy suggests buying the product being promoted. While the audience cheers, the disclaimer editor gives their personal opinion on the claims made in the video, before explaining a long and complex story involving their mother.
As the editor elaborates on the story, blaming a character named Derrick, an awkward silence fills the room as the audience seemingly doesn't expect the video to continue as it does. The video then abruptly ends as many people stare confused and make forced smiles.
Entities
Alex
Bee
Cool Cat
Derrick (mentioned)
Editor
Editor's Boss (mentioned)
Editor's Mom (mentioned)
Enderman
Landlord (mentioned)
Mary McCorstin
Mojang’s Top Scientists
Randy Peters
Red Parrot
Steve
Spider
Zombie
Transcript
Randy Peters (off screen): "Are you having trouble getting your kids to brush their teeth?"
A mother tries to hand her daughter a toothbrush, she begins squirming in fear.
Randy Peters (off screen): "Are they calling you cringe?"
Girl: The word cringe appears from her mouth
Randy Peters (off screen): "Scrub?! Griefer!?"
Girl: The words scrub and griefer appear from her mouth
Randy Peters (off screen): "Or other generational slang that you don't understand?"
Girl: The phrases YOU SALTY!, THAT'S CAP!, and BET! appear as she lays on the ground, wailing
Randy Peters (off screen): "Fear not!"
Audience: Clapping
Randy Peters (off screen): "Minecraft, together with Colgates, has just the thing for you!"
Randy Peters leisurely jogs into the room, with the caption "paid to say things"
Randy Peters: "WHOOO! Hello, folks!"
Randy Peters (off screen): "Man, do I got some great news for you guys today."
Randy Peters: "You're gonna LOVE this! Introducing, the ALL-NEW, Minecraft, TOOTH BRUSH!"
Audience: "Woooow."
The audience claps.
Randy Peters (off screen): "It turns bedtime..."
Randy Peters: "...Into funtime! BUT HOW DOES IT WORK?!"
Screen turns to a blue screen with the following bullet points
Boring stuff: Removed
Enjoyocules: Added
Toothbrushing: Affected in a positive manner
Randy Peters (off screen): "Thanks to... science, we've removed the Snore McBore of brushing your teeth, and added the Enjoyocules of the Minecraft video game to create the perfect toothbrushing experience!"
Editor (disclaimer): * The existence of Enjoyocules has yet to be scientifically proven and remains a theoretical speculation.
Randy Peters: "But don't take my word for it, I think we've got a caller on the line!"
Screen changes to an image of a phone on a brown backdrop, with a photo of Mary McCorstin, a 28 year old woman and mother of 4
Mary McCorstin (off screen): "Hi, Randy. My kids love the toothbrush, but they brush too much, Randy! The brushing never stops-"
Randy Peters (off screen): "OKAY! Thanks for the call!"
Randy Peters: "ANOTHER happy customer! Everyone is going WILD over this thing!"
Jump cut to Randy in front of a potted plant.
Randy Peters: "But wait, there's more!"
Screen changes to a toothbrush vibrating standing up, and then falling.
Randy Peters (off screen): "Equipped with a neat, vibration mechanism-"
The text "IT VIBRATES!" appears.
Randy Peters (off screen): "-this brush is tough on plaque but gentle on the gums."
The screen changes to another set of bullet points, such as:
Cool vibrating mechanism
Amazing slim grip
Easy ON/OFF buttons
Effortless toothpaste application
Enjoyable Minecraft-inspired designs
Randy Peters (off screen): "And with batteries included-"
The text "AA Batteries Included" then appear in green.
Randy Peters (off screen): "It's ready to go straight out of the box!"
Randy Peters: "DO NOT MISS THE BOAT ON THIS ONE, THESE THINGS ARE FLYING OFF THE SHELF!"
Randy Peters (off screen): "GET YOURS NOW!"
Audience: clapping
Disclaimer appears specifying that it's available in select stores.
Editor (disclaimer): DISCLAIMER: The correlation between toothbrushing and Enjoyecules (Genu alapas moleculis) has yet to be proven and remains a theoretical speculation with very little scientific proof. The existence of Enjoyecules (Genu alapas moleculis) is as well unproven. Ok, nothing said here has any scientific barring. This brush is just fun or "more fun" than your regular toothbrush. Maybe a connection to Minecraft makes it more fun? I don't know. They just made up some scientific stuff as a joke. Was it a funny joke? Who knows? Humor is subjective and all that. Personally, I got myself a giggle. But my sense of humor has never been my strong side. Look at me rambling on. My mom always said that i talked too much. It's ironic when we don't talk much these days. I should call. But I know it will just be all "You don't call anymore?", "Why aren't you married?", "Why don't you get a better job?". I'M NEVER GONNA BE LIKE DERRICK, MOM; GET OVER IT!!! Like, get off my back already! Derrick was my next-door neighbor growing up. He's on his way to becoming a state attorney general. How do you compete with that? I'm writing disclaimers that nobody reads and coming home to an empty apartment with a tower of unwashed dishes. They've started to smell. But I bought a jasmine-scented candle yesterday, so it's not that bad now. I would clean more often, but I don't have the energy, you know. And a spider has claimed the cleaning cupboard, and it's very territorial, so I don't go there anymore. Only if the spider could pay part of the rent would this not be a problem. But sadly my landlord doesn't consider webbed-up flies and half-eaten moths to be valid payments. Oh well, life, it's a pickle. Anyway, the stuff being said here is not based on anything scientific. Have a good day, and so on.
Audience: cheering that slowly devolves into confusion
Editor (disclaimer): Hello, me again! I'm sorry to lay all my problems on you like that. It was maybe a tad too much. It's not your burden to bear, I know that. But I'm thankful that you listened. If you read this, that is. Maybe no one did. Who knows? Again, sorry and goodbye!
Audience: bafflement
Editor (disclaimer): Do you also imagine these people are clapping for you? That's what I do sometimes here in my editing room. Feels nice to feel appreciated sometimes. My boss says my paycheck is appreciation enough. I kinda disagree. Sorry, there I go again. Rambling. What to do, what to do? I will stop now. Anyway, goodbye! For real, this time.
Audience: blinks
Credits
Swim Club
Producer
Jacob Ledbrook
DoP
Swim Club
Agency
Kurppa Hosk Communications
PM
Alexandra Ekström Madrid
Creative Director
Herman Vieweg
Art Director
Janna Rydberg
Felix Sarwe
Copywriter
Oscar Bäckström
Designer
Tobias Wallin
Gaffer
Samuel Gonzalez
Sound Tech
Oliver Börnfelt
Set Design
Angelica Nyman
Set Design Ass
Zana Johansson
MUA & Styling
Alice Lönnblad
MUA & Styling Ass
My Ek
Casting
Stenmark Casting
Host
David T. Weaver
Creeper
Andrej Rodikov
Edit
Swim Club
Color
Swim Club
Sound
Gabriel Lundh
Prod Company
Swim Club
Client
Mojang Studios
Special thanks to
Guldfabriken Sverige
Light in a Room
@cameratan
CROCHET ALL DAY
Summary
Unlike the others, this video opens in media res, on an informal interview with a biker named Wayne Wheeler. He is in the process of crying, having apparently told a somber story to Randy Peters before an ad break. Wishing to cheer him up, Randy unveils the Minecraft Woobles collaboration, revealing himself to be a "doctor of yarn." Cool Cat arrives, removing a basket of fruit with the crochet kits, receiving an ovation from the audience. Explaining what the Woobles is, Randy assures the viewer that anyone can make one.
To Wayne's delight, he is not only getting one set of Minecraft Woobles, but every set released up to that point. The audience cheers again, as Randy proceeds to reveal that he had placed Woobles kits underneath their seats. Declaring that "we all become Wooblers today!," the audience begins to come at odds over the gift. Randy instigates the conflict by jumping onto his seat and chanting "CROCHET ALL DAY" as Wayne joins him, before people begin chanting as well and several start to fight. The editor chimes in to stress this is not a real fight.
Entities
Transcript
On today's show: STRONG SILENT TYPE BREAKS SILENCE
Wayne Wheeler appears, sitting on a couch with the footnote "says he's a tough cookie ready to crumble."
Wayne Wheeler: sniffle
Randy Peters (off-screen): "Man, that's tough... Thanks for sharin'."
Randy Peters: "I think we got something to cheer you up!"
Text appears, labeling Randy Peters the "doctor of yarn."
Randy Peters: "It's the latest, greatest, most fantastical crochet sensation of all time!"
Cool Cat appears, and places down two crochet kits and a crochet pig.
Randy Peters (off screen): "I'm of course talking about, THE WOOBLES, inspired by the video game MINECRAFT!"
Audience: claps
A man wearing a blue buttoned shirt smiles, and then a bald man with shades smiles.
Randy Peters (off screen): "That's right..."
Randy Peters: "...Minecraft, meets, the Woobles, to create a crochet marvel so easy and fun, anybody can make one!"
Bullet points, preceded with "Package Include:" appears, including:
Yarn-Based Yarn
Stuffing (Not For Turkeys)
Pre-Started Starter Piece
Authentic Plastic Eyes
Instructions of the Online Variety
4mm Hook Apparatus
Yarn Poking Device
Crochet-Along Films
Randy Peters: "And you, my friend, you're not just getting one kit, no. You're getting all of them!"
Wayne is overjoyed, as the audience cheers.
Woman with messy brown hair looks back and claps.
Man in gray striped shirt looks envious.
Randy Peters: "And he's not the only one getting some yarn. Check under your seats, folks!"
Audience: check under seats in unison
The audience begin to get their kits, beginning with the gray shirted man.
Randy Peters (off screen): "That's right-"
Randy Peters: "You get a kit, and you get a kit! We all become Wooblers today!"
Man in striped gray jacket jumps in joy at the Woobles.
The woman with messy hair looks up at the man in striped gray jacket.
An elderly man in a brown suit rises up.
Randy Peters climbs onto a chair and begins jumping on it.
Randy Peters: "CROCHET, ALL DAY! CROCHET ALL DAY!"
Wayne Wheeler: "CROCHET, ALL DAY!"
Audience: "CROCHET, ALL DAY! CROCHET, ALL DAY."
The woman with messy hair tries to pry a Woobles from the man in striped gray.
The bald man tries to take one too from a different person.
A boom operator looks on in horror.
Wayne Wheeler looks on in horror.
Audience: making noises of panic
Editor (disclaimer): Staged disagreement, not a real squabble. The production wants to emphasize that everyone got their Wooble. And you can too!
The boom operator grabs a Wooble and runs.
Wayne Wheeler tucks the Warden Wooble into his shirt.
Guitar sting.
Randy Peters: "Just look at all the fun we're having! Visit your local computer, and click your way to the Minecraft Woobles, today!"
Editor (disclaimer): Woobles kits do not come to life. Available for a nominal fee. Nominal fee varies by location. Not responsible for excessive joy. Batteries not included because they're not needed. Limited edition. Supplies last until they don't. May cause envy in con-crocheting friends. Proceed with excitement.
Text appears, saying "GET YOURS NOW!"
PEZ THE MIC
Summary
The video opens in media res, with Randy explaining that "the fork goes in the right hand," and promising to explain where the knife goes after a sponsor break, sponsored by PEZ. As the audience cheers, the scene transitions to Cool Cat using a turntable, as Randy Peters begins a rap number and an audience member stares on baffled. The song is about the Minecraft collaboration with PEZ, introducing each individual PEZ dispenser. He begins with Steve, then Alex, a creeper, and a "friendly face," a pig. As Cool Cat begins a solo, the editor writes a lengthy citation emphasizing that eating PEZ does not enhance the consumer's ability to rap and does another monologue about his father, a fantasy novel he was developing, and Derrick.
As the editor rambles, Randy and an audience member do extensive dance choreography together, culminating in several filters. Once the rambling concludes, Randy begins to list off "PEZ-ential info," and then tells the viewer to get them "at home, online, or at the mall!" A final bit of information is given: an exclusive enderman PEZ dispenser is in a gift box.
Entities
Alex
Chicken
Cool Cat
Creeper
Derrick (mentioned)
Dr. Rosenthal (mentioned)
Editor
Editor's Father (mentioned)
Enderman
Piggy
Steve
Randy Peters
Wolf (mentioned)
Transcript
History
| March 11, 2024 | LOSE THE SPOON is released. | ||||||
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| March 25, 2024 | CANT.STOP.BRUSHING is released. | ||||||
| July 12, 2024 | CROCHET ALL DAY is released. | ||||||
| October 6, 2024 | PEZ THE MIC is released. | ||||||
Trivia
- The creeper head that Cool Cat wears is a popular piece of existing merchandise, beginning production very early into the franchise history.
- Their appearance also resembles various skins from various texture packs, such as Creeper Suit and Steve Creeper Boxhead.
- The series was created in part due to a large budget being allocated for a promotion of Go-Gurt, as well as "targeting the household buying power (millennials/gen X) and their fond memories of terrible '00s infomercials".[2]
- The scene in CROCHET ALL DAY where Randy gives everyone in attendance the Woobles is a reference to the September 13th, 2004 episode of The Oprah Winfrey Show, where everyone in attendance was given a car.[3][4]
- The first two episodes were created to be a duology, with the remaining videos being made in response to their popularity.[5]
Gallery
Official artwork
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Promotional poster for CANT.STOP.BRUSHING.
Promotional media
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Promotional image of Mary McCorstin. -
Clip of the editor's long rant at the end of CANT.STOP.BRUSHING.
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Promotional image of Randy making a face. -
Closeup of a woman in the audience. -
Clip of the girl calling her mother cringe.
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Cool Cat holding onto a tooth brush. -
Randy revealing the tooth brush with Cool Cat's help. -
Clip of Wayne's reaction to getting a The Woobles kit.
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The "You Get a Kit" sequence in Crotchet All Day.
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Promotional still of Randy in Crotchet All Day. -
Promotional clip of the opening to Crotchet All Day.
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Promotional clip of Randy dancing while Editor testifies.
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Promotional clip of Randy rapping.
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Randy shrugging. -
The full Minecraft PEZ dispenser collection, as of the video's release. -
The PEZ sponsorship. -
An audience member reacting to Randy's "funky beat." -
Another audience member making a face. -
Randy and an audience member dancing. -
An audience member raising their hand.
Behind the scenes
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Behind the scenes shot of the computer at the start of Loose the Spoon. -
Several takes of the clapping from the audience.
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The set being constructed. -
Footage of the computer.
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Footage of the toothbrush vibrating.
References
- ↑ "MINECRAFT – Randy Peters" (Archive) – swim.club.
- ↑ "Chad, we've got budget for a Go-Gurt ad. Any ideas?" (Archive) by Chad Oetken – LinkedIn, March 13, 2024.
- ↑ "Oprah you get a car" – Blake Uhlenbrock on YouTube, December 4, 2017
- ↑ "Oprah's Ultimate Car Giveaway | Oprah's Life Class | Oprah Winfrey Network" – OWN on YouTube, October 15, 2011
- ↑ "🆀: Is it possible to make a post about Go-Gurt and a Toothbrush go viral in 2024?
🅰: Yes. It certainly is." (Archive) by Chad Oetken – LinkedIn, May 1, 2024.
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