united-states
There isn't one universal answer.
Concealed carrying of weapons is always regulated by statute or regulation or ordinance in the U.S. It is not a matter of the common law. There were no concealed carry common law crimes.
It would depend to a great extent on the specific statute implicated and the way that the statutory issue is presented.
For example, if one needs a permit to carry a concealed weapon, there would normally be a statute spelling out what constitutes a concealed weapon, and there would also be case law interpreting that particular statute.
Something that might count as a concealed weapon in New York State might not count in Nebraska, even if both states require a license for carrying concealed weapons. State and local gun control laws vary considerably across the United States.
Sometimes "concealed weapon" is defined so that it is just a euphemism for a type of weapon, like a pistol or certain kinds of knives, that can be concealed, whether or not the weapon in question is actually concealed at the time, rather than having its literal plain meaning.
Also, open carry regulations would matter. Openly carrying might be illegal in places where a concealed weapon permit is required to conceal carry. If the t-shirt or sign constitute "open carry", then wearing it, with or without actually carrying a weapon on a concealed basis, might be a crime (and would probably not be barred by the First Amendment if it were sufficiently credible and believable, under the "true threat" rule).
The context and details also matter.
A sign on a t-shirt could be a joke or a bluff that isn't sufficient to disclose that someone is carrying a firearm or other concealed weapon (maybe you just didn't realize you had accidentally put on your concealed carry t-shirt that day when you meant to wear a similar looking t-shirt with a different message), but an "armed security guard" uniform of a licensed security company might be different.
A t-shirt like the one described in the question could also be reasonably interpreted as a way of saying that you are an unarmed martial arts master, rather than referring to a literal object which is a weapon, or could be interpreted as a reference to your vicious wit, or your sexual prowess.
Still, a t-shirt or sign would almost surely provide a basis for a reasonable suspicion that you were carrying a concealed weapon without a permit to do so, that would justify a law enforcement "Terry stop" to ask you if you are really carrying a weapon, and if you have a concealed carry permit on your person.
On the other hand, the t-shirt or sign would very likely not substitute for having a concealed carry permit in a place where a permit was required to actually conceal a weapon. It probably wouldn't convert your weapon to any openly carried one. Indeed, the sign or t-shirt might constitute a legal admission that you were carrying the weapon on a concealed basis which would be a crime if you didn't have the relevant permit in many U.S. jurisdictions.
Similarly, if you were wearing clear plastic clothing that actually allowed someone to see the weapon, that would be different than a sign.
Claiming you have a concealed weapon if you don't, combined with threatening language or body language, could also constitute the crime of menacing.