This is in fact a pretty subtle issue. Instead of trivializing this question, let's rephrase it with a concrete example:
Because one can easily mimic sin cos functions with piece-wise quadratic functions, thus a binary can be mimicked by a motion that's piece-wise quadratic in time, e.g.

Here the mimickers are piece-wise quadratic functions of time, thus $\ddot I_{ij} \neq 0, \quad \dddot I_{ij} = 0 $, and nothing gets unboundedly large here.
Here there're only two pieces and already look pretty good. One can further split into more pieces, doing quadratic interpolation in between, and the mimickers will approach true binary. However, if we use the simple estimate of power we get 0 for the mimickers and nonzero for true binary.
It seems like we have a discrepancy. But in fact, the quadruple formula is still valid here. The subtlety is, between the pieces, the metric perturbation $\ddot I_{ij}$ is actually not continuous, thus the power $\dddot I_{ij}$, although is 0 almost everywhere, is a collection of delta-function pulses.
For the accelerating particle, we have similar discontinuities in metric as we enter/exit the light cone of the particle. It is true even for a massless particle. This is the gravitational shock waves studied by 't Hooft in the 80s: gravitational shock wave
If one wants to make it more fancy, we can even build traversable wormholes out of that: Maldacena, Stanford, Yang