Consider a flat, thin, perfectly reflective square mirror of mass $m$ lying on edge on a frictionless, horizontal surface that is met by an electromagnetic wave with Poynting vector parallel to the normal to the square. Suppose the EM wave recoils from the square with the same outgoing momentum (and thus energy). That is, suppose the incoming wave has momentum $p$ and recoils with momentum $-p$. To conserve momentum, the square recoils with momentum $2p$, and thus has kinetic energy $\frac{2p^2}{m}$. Where did the kinetic energy of the square come from?
Thoughts: I suppose the square must lose heat or electron motion must slow or something of the sort. Obviously, something like this is purely hypothetical; is it even possible from a thermodynamic standpoint?