There are two ways to write the Lagrangian for Yang-Mills, differing by the scaling of the Yang-Mills field. Fancy theorists tend to write $$S = \int d^dx \, \frac{1}{4e^2} \, \text{tr}(F^2)$$ while people who do practical calculations tend to write $$S = \int d^dx\, \frac{1}{4} \, \text{tr}(F^2).$$ This is a totally trivial difference; it's just absorbing a factor of $e$ into the field.
However, in less than four dimensions this totally changes the infrared behavior of the theory, because the mass dimension of $e$ is positive. In the 'practical' setup, the kinetic term is marginal, so it just stays the same under renormalization group flow, like every other theory. For $d < 4$ the coupling $e$ is relevant, getting stronger in the infrared just like it does in $d = 4$ quantum chromodynamics.
But in the 'theory' setup, the kinetic term is irrelevant for $d < 4$, since its coefficient has negative mass dimension, which means that in the infrared the theory has no propagating degrees of freedom! I'm told that the only term you get in $d = 3$ is the Chern-Simons term, and we end up with a topological field theory which looks completely unlike quantum chromodynamics.
How can a simple rescaling of the field lead to such different conclusions? Is one of these choices simply invalid? Which of these setups describes what would actually happen in $d < 4$?