"Unstable" has the meaning that the current understanding of physics does not support stable orbits, except for exact circular ones. Anything can knock a planet out of orbit.
"Ultrahyperbolic" means that there are several time dimensions, and our little mindkins can not deal with an acre of time.
"Too Simple" means that the space can not do things like supporting crossing things.
The sort of space that we suppose exists by radiating fields (ie fields where the source is supposed to radiate flux, and flux-density equates to field strength), produces all sorts of unstabilities, like planets breaking out of orbit, unless there is an inverse square law.
It works with then when one dimension of the four is related to the other three by 'i', which means that quarterions work. But our experience is three spacial dimensions, and hence one time dimension.