Why does Cuchulainn lash himself to a standing stone with his guts?

Question

I mean it’s totally badass, dying on your feet and still cutting off a man’s hand after you’re dead, but is there more to it than that?

Answer 1

I see two main reasons:

1. It is super-badass and Cuchulainn is an absolutely peerless warrior.

The whole cycle is filled with exaggerated feats by Cuchulainn and others. As an example, Fergus Mac Roth (Fergus mac Róich) can chop the tops off of entire hills with a single stroke of his sword. So this outrageously extreme act is in keeping with the Irish tradition of wonderfully exaggerated feats that delight listeners.<1>

2. So that the Hero can die on his feet.

In the Norse tradition, warriors must die in battle to gain entrance to Fólkvangr or Valhalla. Although Cu is mortally wounded in battle, everyone is still too afraid of him to approach, even in his diminished state. This means, as Cu weakens, he will likely die in repose, not standing. Lashing himself to the pillar ensures he "dies on his feet", unbowed unto death.<2>

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<1> This ability to undergo trials that no other hero could withstand separates heroes like Cu from the pack. There is a parallel with Lord Guan in the Romance of the Three Kingdoms. Guan has been wounded on the arm, and the would is infected. A doctor comes to scrape the infection from his bone. Guan plays chess as the bone scraping occurs, never evincing any pain or even acknowledging that the procedure is taking place. Guan is ultimately deified as the god of war, and it is events like this that clearly separate him from the common hero.

<2> There is a famous modern reference for this idea via Emiliano Zapata, some form of: "It is better to die on your feet than to live on your knees!"*