I haven't driven my car in about a week, and when I went to try and start it today, it would not start. It has enough battery to play the radio and whatnot, so I'm not sure if it's a battery related issue.
When I turn the key to start the car, the check engine light flashes as it's being turned, and the engine produces a sound similar to a machine gun.
Incase my description isn't good enough, here's a video of what happens when I attempt to start it.