Full-stack bug summoner.
I write code that works… eventually.
I speak fluent HTML, CSS, JavaScript, and Stack Overflow copy-pasta.
My hobbies include:
- Adding
console.log()until the bug gives up - Yelling at my screen
- Refactoring something that worked perfectly fine
Motto: “If it compiles, ship it. If it breaks, blame the intern (even if you are the intern).”
Currently on a quest to write clean code — but I still leave TODO: comments like breadcrumbs for future me (who I hate).
Ask me about that one time I broke production on a Friday. Or don’t. Please don’t.