Anonymouse Baby

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Full-stack bug summoner.
I write code that works… eventually.
I speak fluent HTML, CSS, JavaScript, and Stack Overflow copy-pasta.

My hobbies include:

  • Adding console.log() until the bug gives up
  • Yelling at my screen
  • Refactoring something that worked perfectly fine

Motto: “If it compiles, ship it. If it breaks, blame the intern (even if you are the intern).”

Currently on a quest to write clean code — but I still leave TODO: comments like breadcrumbs for future me (who I hate).

Ask me about that one time I broke production on a Friday. Or don’t. Please don’t.