Can't Get Apache to Dispaly "This works" page after new install!

Question

I have read countless answers and tried countless methods:

• how reinstall apache2?
• How can I host a domain/website on my new VPS?
• https://stackoverflow.com/questions/5121495/php-code-is-not-being-executed-instead-code-shows-on-the-page
• https://stackoverflow.com/questions/18086011/why-is-php-not-running

Currently running:

# lsb_release -a
No LSB modules are available.
Distributor ID: Ubuntu
Description:    Ubuntu 14.04.5 LTS
Release:        14.04
Codename:       trusty

I installed it using this guide from digital ocean.

I've followed other guites to purge and reinstall but it has not worked. I can't see this DARN it WORKS page after I install it.

This is in my apache2.conf file:

# Do NOT add a slash at the end of the directory path.
#
#ServerRoot "/etc/apache2"

#
# The accept serialization lock file MUST BE STORED ON A LOCAL DISK.
#
Mutex file:${APACHE_LOCK_DIR} default

</Directory>

<Directory /var/www/>
        Options Indexes FollowSymLinks
        AllowOverride None
        Require all granted
</Directory>

#<Directory /srv/>
#       Options Indexes FollowSymLinks
#       AllowOverride None
#       Require all granted
#</Directory>

This is in my 000-defualt.conf file:

<VirtualHost *:80>
       .

        ServerAdmin webmaster@localhost
        DocumentRoot /var/www/html



        ErrorLog ${APACHE_LOG_DIR}/error.log
        CustomLog ${APACHE_LOG_DIR}/access.log combined


</VirtualHost>

Any help is much appreciated!

Note:

• I did NOT INSTALL any additional packages as per Digital Oceans guide.
• I can't fine anything when I got here http://myserver ip

But if I run curl http://icanhazip.com it will show the raw code. Almost giving up on this!