Long story short, I dropped my surface and the screen cracked. This is causing it to have false touches pretty frequently. I managed to disable it on my windows partition where I'm typing this from. But of the two suggested methods I've found:
Either disabling it from xinput
Add Option "Ignore" "on" to 10-envdev.conf to the end of the section that said touchscreen
have not been successful. 2 being so not successful that it completely broke my ubuntu distribution
Addition bits of info: The computer in question is a Surface Pro 3 It was running ubuntu 15.10
Your help would be very much appreciated.